![]() That said, developers Muse Games have managed to create something made all the more enjoyable by its inherent jankiness. These tools include trampolines, crash mats, extendable ladders and, worryingly, breaching charges.īeing a game startled out of Curve Digital’s stables, Embr hits the ground running and occasionally threatens to trip itself over. ![]() If a big corporation could charge for this kind of service, they probably would.Įmbr takes the form of a first-person action game in which your plucky would-be hero selects their jobs via a handy app and rocks up to the scene of a fresh disaster with a personal firehose, an axe, and various other tools you can buy using money earned on the job. As a societal concept it’s the gaming equivalent of those documentaries where an ex-burglar shows you how to break into houses, and you hope to god no one dodgy is watching and taking notes. Embr is a public service, you see, where members of the community can strap on a pair of boots and charge by the minute to drag your arse out of a roaring fire. Well now imagine a world where, in addition to your drunken ride home, this character also responds to all of your emergency calls. I don’t want to be disrespectful to Uber drivers in general here, but have you ever called for a lift after a long night of gyrating your hips at strangers and smashing back Jagerbombs only to be met by the kind of driver who sobers you up almost immediately? Someone who you reactively associate with Stephen King villains, and who makes you wonder if they bought the car as a means to dispose of bodies, and then realised they needed an easy and surreptitious way to acquire those bodies in the first place?
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